What Dessert Would You Order?
Which cocktail do you prefer?
Pick a bag of chips
What Style of Beer Should I order?
You’re not salty, just a little bitter. IPA fans are famously great people. All of them. It’s a fact. There’s a whole IPA universe out there to be explored from crispy imperials to hazy thick tripple hopped monsters. The world is your oyster…you hoppy, dank oyster.
If you’re less of a beer fan and more of a mocha Frappuccino kinda drinker, there’s a stout out there for you. From pastry flavored to classic dry Irish, the world of stouts is vast and dark. Oh so dark.
Is it beer? No. Is it wine? Definitely not. But is it alcohol? Yes. And that’s enough for us. Whether you’re a peach, strawberry, or creamsicle kind of seltzer person, we’re here for it. You have a beverage in hand, and that’s what really matters.
Oh helllloo there fancy pants. Welcome to the party. If you appreciate the finer things in life and can’t imagine drinking a beer you can see through, you might be a porter drinker. Pairs best with frites, waffles, and is best consumed in a glass you can swirl while you stroke your chin and think about life’s most pressing questions.
You like things traditional, but that doesn’t have to be boring. Pilsners are light and crisp and keep the party going all night long without weighing you down. Sound familiar? That’s you, crispy boi.